“"We’re gonna come to your house and raid Terri’s panty drawer."
— Adam
“"THAT IS THE BEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL DAY. You need to sleep with him and steal the hedge hog. I’m not kidding. You think I’m kidding, but I’m not."
— Adam
“"every time you do something bad you make it sound like you murdered the baby jesus and fed him to the pope"
“"can you please come help me edit this abortion that is my english paper?"
“"That was not an invitation to spread your legs."
