“"sorry, we cant talk to you right now because we’re all ripped as fuck and can’t stop laughing because we’re watching the 30 minute Kanye video."
— Alexis
“"When I’m 30 i’m gonna roll up in my Jeep outside a high school and like have a few boxes of pizza in one seat and a bunch of fitted hats in the other and I’m gonna roll down the windows blasting 50 Cent and be like “whats good?”."
— Alexis
“"Yo, you’re ripping that bowl like photos of your ex."
— Alexis
“"But, I mean, isn’t it obvious I do drugs? How could my parents think I don’t!? I mean, look at my room. I do drugs."
— Alexis
“"Who wants to stand infront of a photo and take naked photos?"
— Alexis
“"Yo, I just love driving around listening to gross hip hop on the radio. You’re like blasting it out the window and you’re just like ‘FUCK YEA I’M GROSS!’"
— Alexis
“"Cus I’m on my fake ass vegan flow."
— Alexis
