"Proton on nucleus."

"There were no women shoving shish kebab up their vaginas."

"Yo would you ever use a motherfucking sock as a tampon if you didn’t have any?"

"I work the backdoor of that bitch."

"Cheesin bobble heads."

"I’m gonna call Cassie and see if she wants to go goose hunting. For ninjas. WE’RE GONNA GO GOOSE HUNTING FOR NINJAS BITCH!"